iyi derecede ingilizce bilenler yardım

Merhaba! Uzun zamandır yurtdışı üniversitelerini araştırıyorum. Litvanya'nın benim için ideal ve güzel bir ülke olduğuna karar verdim. Okulu'nuzun International Business and Managemenet bölümüne kayıt olmak istiyorum. Gerekli bilgileri ve kayıt tarihini öğrenebilir miyim?

Hello! I've been searching about abroad universities. I decided that Latvia is an ideal and beautiful country for me. I want to sign up your International Business and Management division. May I learn necessery information and registration time? I'm from Turkey and I don't know english, this message has been translated by one of my engineer friends. I'm so idiotic so if you don't respond me I fully understand you. When I came to your university how will I understand you? So please let me know about your girls, do they have beard and moustache? If they have please don't let me know because I'm going to throw up!
Thanks from now,
Yours sincerely.