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allah ile şeytanın konuşması

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    Allah: Olum yarattığım insana sen niye secde etmedin? Kendini bişey mi sanıyosun sen?
    Seytan: Yok ama, beni ateşten yarattın, onu çamurdan yapmışsın. Sonuçta ateş yakıyo falan ya.. çamura göre daha üstün bişey.
    Allah: Eee?
    Şeytan: Yani bi karizmamız var şurda, çizdirmeyelim dedik.. Çamur ne yahu..
    Allah: iyi o zaman, seni cennettten kovuyorum, kıyamet gününe kadar da lanetliyorum!
    Şeytan: Tamam. Ama o zaman bi ricam var. Bana kıyamet gününe kadar mühlet verir misin?
    Allah: Niye? Napcan?
    Şeytan: insanlari yoldan çıkarcam..
    Allah: Niye?
    Şeytan: işte... Sana gıcıklık olsun diye..
    Allah: Ha tamam o zaman mühlet veriyorum. Ama kıyamet gününde onları da seni de cehenneme atıcam, ona göre..
    Şeytan: Tamam canın sağolsun.

    (bkz: Sad suresi 71-85 ayetleri)
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    @4 ahahhahaha yarıldım amk
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