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+12 -20adamın sakalları uzundu. gören 40 yıllık yobaz derviş sanar adamı. gayet medeni şekilde mitinge geldi.
merdivenleri çıkarken amca yardım edeyim mi dedim. ingilizce bana "i cannot speak turkish" dedi. şaşırdım
"where are you from uncle long beard" dedim. "from canada" dedi. meğer kendisi bir profesörmüş ve egede bir konferansa gelmiş. olaylar bundan sonra başlıyor.
adam miting alanına girdi tüm izmirliler şaşkınlık içinde bakıyordu. önlerden kızı ile binen bir kadın "burası türkiye cumhuriyeti efendi böye gezemezsin" dedi. adam hiç bir şey anlamamışçasına baktı ki zaten anlamıyordu. "kızım şu adama haddini bildir" dedi yanındaki kızına.
kızı hemen ayağa kalktı üstündeki elbiseleri çıkarıp iç çmaşırı ile polis direklerine sürtmeye başladı. sonra amcaya bir de kucak dansı çaktı. "ya bu kızımı gibersin yada şehrimden gidersin bey amca dedi"
ben de ambiyansı bozmamak adına çaktırmadım yabancı olduğunu. adamın kulağına tercüme ettim. bizim yaşlı hınzırın gözleri parladı. aldı hemen oracıkta o izmirli kızı zütünden hunhaarca bi güzel gibti.
adam kızı miting meydanında giberken biz de hep bir ağızdan 10. yıl marşını okuduk. öyle bir senkron o kadar güzel oturdu ki adamın boşalması ile "türk önde türk, ilerii" cümlesi aynı anda geldi.
kadın hemen kocasını ve oğlunu arayıp bu güzel icraatını ve kızının başarısını paylaştı.
daha sonra istiklal marşı okuyup 1 dakika saygı duruşunda bulunduktan sonra miting başladı ve heyecanla mitingi dinledik. - 2.
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+3 -2anadolunun gibik bi yerinde oturan asosyal muallaknin teki
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gençliğe hitabede bugüne işaret eden cümleler
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cumhur başkanı olupta bu güne kadar
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bu bakış ne anlama geliyor
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onur ve gurur arasındaki fark
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satanistlere neden satanist demişler
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bakircan 20 kişinini olduğu sözlükte başlık açıp
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aniden gelen ucan kedi adlı yazarıı
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canım izmirim yanıyor
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haluk gercek hayatta şükrüden öyle dayak yerki
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bu dunyada niye her sey para
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salak ak 1 aydır 200 lirayi 400 lira
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biri dürüstçe şu icardinin
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türkiyede görünen insan üstü garip cisim
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türkiyede kesin bişeyler oluyor
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elimi komodo ejderi ısırdı
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kızla flörtleşirken chatgptden yardım almak
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bakircanın pkk övdüğü entrinin numarası
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