Üst edit:Ingilizce bilmeyen huur cocuklari çıksın direk hic bakmayin.

Merhaba arkadaşlar bundan sonra ingilizce hikayeler yazcam ingilizce bilenler ve gelistirmek isteyenler icin mizahi düzeyde

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I woke up like " Yine yagmurlu bi gün aminakoyim " I went to toilet to take a shower and brush my teeth. After I did those 2 , I headed to the school with the book that my grandpa had given me before he died. After I arrived to the school, I was a little bit late.And my teacher said
teacher: T me: M

M:Kusura bakmayın hocam ishal olmuşum
T:U son of a bitch stop talking turkish that's an English Story.
M: Menu-> Settings->Language->English
T:Well then sit down immediately

That they went like that and after I come to home I started to read the mysterious book and tried to solve what It's trying to say.But suddenly book closed itself.And a creature showed itself at the time.It had a big Green head with tiny legs and arms.It was ugly.
And I said :
Me:M creature:OÇ

M:Nabiyosun lan sıska huur cocugu
OÇ: Ne sövüyon ananı mi gibtik
M: Dedem nerde oç
OÇ:Şimdi söyleyeceklerimi iyi dinle mırtış

Hikayenin devamı suku sayisina gore gelicek.